21, SuperWhoLock. I will rule the world, as soon as I finish scrolling.

Hell on heels.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

6 hours ago on September 1st | J | 503,903 notes
mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

6 hours ago on September 1st | J | 44,556 notes
lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

6 hours ago on September 1st | J | 44,593 notes

i-am-santafuckingclaus:

e-zekiel:

ilariaminions:

Probably the gayest moment ever in Supernatural.

DEAN LITERALLY CHECKS CAS OUT IN THE LAST GIF HE LITERALLY DOES IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU LOOK AT THAT AND TELL ME THAT THERE IS NOT AN OUNCE OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND ATTEMPT TO LIE

I literally thought this was one of those ‘what should have happened’ destiel gifsets and i had to read it three times to get it in my head that this is what, canonically, happened.

6 hours ago on September 1st | J | 119,301 notes
fairytalewitch:

swampseer:

thebeastpeddler:

thebeastpeddler:

The first batch of mandrakes is going up in the shop now!
Also known as gallows, ladykins and brain thief, the root of the mandrake plant has been used for centuries in folk magic. Give it a spot on your mantel for protection, prosperity and fertility for the home. Mandrakes keep your home safe from demons and money placed beside them is said to double.
The shriek that the mandrake emits when being ripped from the ground is rumored to be harmful and even deadly. Lucky for you these chaps have been dug up already!
Adopt a root friend for yourself at:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBeastPeddler

Wow, the notes! My goodness! You know, I
made more of those
:)

I cannot even explain how badly I want one of these babies

When I have money I’m so getting one!

fairytalewitch:

swampseer:

thebeastpeddler:

thebeastpeddler:

The first batch of mandrakes is going up in the shop now!

Also known as gallows, ladykins and brain thief, the root of the mandrake plant has been used for centuries in folk magic. Give it a spot on your mantel for protection, prosperity and fertility for the home. Mandrakes keep your home safe from demons and money placed beside them is said to double.

The shriek that the mandrake emits when being ripped from the ground is rumored to be harmful and even deadly. Lucky for you these chaps have been dug up already!

Adopt a root friend for yourself at:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBeastPeddler

Wow, the notes! My goodness! You know, I
made more of those
:)

I cannot even explain how badly I want one of these babies

When I have money I’m so getting one!

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 964 notes
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 478,280 notes

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 180,481 notes

seizintheday:

chARACTERS WHO DON’T THINK THEY’RE WORTH ANYTHING TEAR ME APART LIKE I WANT TO PULL THEM ASIDE AND GIVE THEM A LIST OF EVERYTHING THEY’VE DONE AND EVERYTHING THEY CAN DO BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 43,877 notes

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 99,069 notes
pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

luciferneedsbabyjesus:

drawsshits:

starspangledgirlwithaplan:

ilikeyoassbutt:

spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

THE SLEEVES ARE TOO LONG FOR HIS HANDSIES

Trust the Supernatural fandom to get emotional over a guy wearing a cost with too big sleeves. I love you guys

hey they’re in height order



His hands are like his teeth. They like playing peek-a-boo

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

luciferneedsbabyjesus:

drawsshits:

starspangledgirlwithaplan:

ilikeyoassbutt:

spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

THE SLEEVES ARE TOO LONG FOR HIS HANDSIES

Trust the Supernatural fandom to get emotional over a guy wearing a cost with too big sleeves. I love you guys

hey they’re in height order

His hands are like his teeth. They like playing peek-a-boo

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1 day ago on August 30th | J | 111,060 notes