my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
21, SuperWhoLock. I will rule the world, as soon as I finish scrolling.
An english major in math class
In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts
i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space? what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment. know the difference.
Probably the gayest moment ever in Supernatural.
DEAN LITERALLY CHECKS CAS OUT IN THE LAST GIF HE LITERALLY DOES IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU LOOK AT THAT AND TELL ME THAT THERE IS NOT AN OUNCE OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND ATTEMPT TO LIE
I literally thought this was one of those ‘what should have happened’ destiel gifsets and i had to read it three times to get it in my head that this is what, canonically, happened.
The first batch of mandrakes is going up in the shop now!
Also known as gallows, ladykins and brain thief, the root of the mandrake plant has been used for centuries in folk magic. Give it a spot on your mantel for protection, prosperity and fertility for the home. Mandrakes keep your home safe from demons and money placed beside them is said to double.
The shriek that the mandrake emits when being ripped from the ground is rumored to be harmful and even deadly. Lucky for you these chaps have been dug up already!
Adopt a root friend for yourself at:Wow, the notes! My goodness! You know, Imade more of those:)
I cannot even explain how badly I want one of these babies
When I have money I’m so getting one!
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
chARACTERS WHO DON’T THINK THEY’RE WORTH ANYTHING TEAR ME APART LIKE I WANT TO PULL THEM ASIDE AND GIVE THEM A LIST OF EVERYTHING THEY’VE DONE AND EVERYTHING THEY CAN DO BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
THE SLEEVES ARE TOO LONG FOR HIS HANDSIES
Trust the Supernatural fandom to get emotional over a guy wearing a cost with too big sleeves. I love you guys
hey they’re in height order
His hands are like his teeth. They like playing peek-a-boo